1960 TangoStars
Date: Wed, 5 Nov 2003 07:37:37 -0300
From: la guacha <lamasguacha@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: TangoStars
For those of you on the list who do not receive the NYC Reportango Magazine,
I would like to share with you your monthly astrological forecast.
TangoStars appears every month in Reportango. If anyone is interested in
picking it up for another local tango rag - let me know. Enjoy.
blessings
la guacha
TangoStars
by Lexa Rosian
November 2003
Feliz cumpleaqos Scorpio. Maestro Nito Garcia, said: Bailas como sos (you
dance who you are) You will perform a strip tease and cast off the overdone
embellishments to get down to the bare essence of who you are.
Sagittarius
Shania Twain has a horse named Tango but I bet his shoes are not as sexy as
yours. Nor is his footwork as seductive. Expect to walk through some
miraculous moments with your partner.
Capricorn
Mark Twain defined a gentleman as someone who can play the accordion but
doesn t . Perhaps Mr Clemens was never introduced to the bandaneon.
Nonetheless, courtly behavior is expected from you on and off the
dancefloor.
Aquarius
Albert Einstein said: Dancers are the athletes of God." With Uranus going
direct in your sign, you will prove him relatively right. Your feet grow
wings but I don t see any halos over your head.
Pisces
I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't
mine. -Rita Rudner O fish, do be careful with your tail, scale, and heel as
Mars is still boleoing up a storm in your sign.
Aries
The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word. -Mata Hari And nowhere
do you move without a word being spoken. Like Mata Hari, you are a double
agent getting secrets from both sides. Also like Mata Hari, your exotic and
sensual dance drives them wild!
Taurus
To paraphrase Robert Smith Surtees, your real business in the milonga is
either to look out for a spouse, to look after a spouse, or to look after
somebody else's spouse. But you do a good job of making others believe you
are there to dance!
Gemini
Leni Riefenstahl refused to dance a tango in her prison cell in exchange for
a poison to swallow. Now is the time for your own Triumph of the Will.
Accept all dances and refuse all poisons. May your life be as long as Leni s
sans the fascist regime.
Cancer
He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor. -Hindu proverb
You can also blame your shoes but the reality is that Saturn keeps you from
making good connections this month. To change your luck - clear the floor
during the cortina!
Leo
Rumor has it that Winston Churchill was born in a ladies bathroom during a
dance. Not true. But he did have a ginger tomcat named Tango. Don t let your
fur go up over all the nasty gossip being spread about you. Keep on purring
and proudly pawing the floor.
Virgo
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
-Vicki Baum You are looking for a quick fix this month and the milonga
offers its services. Everyone and everything you need will be found in this
one place. Blissfully network while you dance.
Libra
Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split second timing. -Twyla Tharp
Your tango moves and the way you move money are both going to need speed and
accuracy. Secrecy and stockings are also keys to your security and success.
Date: Tue, 01 May 2007 01:15:56 -0400
From: Lexa Rosean <lexa.rose@verizon.net>
Subject: [Tango-L] TangoStars May 07 astrology for tango dancers
To: tango-l@mit.edu
TangoStars May 2007
I know that many of you are disappointed that the TangoStars
(astrology for dancers) column is no longer available online at
TangoCulture webzine. In response to your overwhelming feedback and
heartfelt support, (not to mention your expression of sheer desperado
at not knowing what's in store for you on the dancefloor!) I will now
publish the column online at TigersTango. Unfortunately, I cannot
translate TangoStars into German but the column is still available in
Spanish in hard copy of the Reportango magazine. If anyone is
interested in syndicating/translating the column for another tango
webzine, please do not hesitate to contact me. You can also check out
my regular astrology column online at LexaRosean.com and you can read
my monthly astro column for teens in CosmoGirl! magazine.
abrazos and may the estrellas be with you!
Tiger (Lexa)
https://tigerstango.blogspot.com
blessings
Lexa Rosean
www.LexaRosean.com
