1716 Navel Leading Edge Technology- Belly Button Lead
Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2003 03:47:53 EDT
From: Arthur Greenberg <AHGberg@AOL.COM>
Subject: Navel Leading Edge Technology- Belly Button Lead
Hi Listeros:
The first consideration that must be made is, "Inny vs. Outty"! Ladies with
"outty" navels must of course require a simple surgical operation to facilitate
qualification in this Nuevo Tango endeavor.
I am currently conducting a study of anatomical characteristics concerning
the qualification of a leader to execute "navel (belly-button)" lead in
Argentine Tango. Firstly I am finding that not all navels are centered symmetrically
on the followers' abdominal wall. Preliminary studies show that this is
caused primarily by an idiosyncratic repetitive Ocho (outside right) followed by
an Ocho Cortado. Obsessive execution of this kind of popular element in Tango
results in an asymmetrical development of the lady's abdominal muscles and
could cause severe "Navelitis" restricting the resulting in the lack of options
by the man as well as to maintain his lead , which in turn, reduces his
male dominance which is necessary in most authentic Tango venues and in
particular the execution of multiple Ochos and Boleos.
There is a significant correlation in carry-over from this Ocho caused
"ailment" into the execution of highly energized Boleos where the snap
(crackle-pop), deep dip, with circular firulete finish ( lady standing on her right
foot). This movement is spectacular to watch and even more complicated to
analyse Kinesiologically.
Hi tech programmers in the NASA space program have come up with a small micro
receiver that can be surgically inserted into only experienced Lady
Tanguera's navels so that the man can regulate the "ferocity" of the "snap" as well as
the "duration" that is attained in the "execution" by advanced Tango
Fantasia open embrace couples. A transmitter that sends a low volt electrical shock
from a man's pinky ring acts as the reinforcement of the man's lead and its
insertion into the navel needs to be supervised by the Surgical Tanguero
Association of Gongalabonga (STAG). A government licensed Milonguero with at least
20,000 Boleos experience is the only authorized vendor of this device and he
must also be present at the approved medical insertion of this item into the
female navel. If there is already in use some other device that regulates the
wearer's cardiovascular contractions one has to be careful not to use the
same transmitting wavelength as this could cause empathetic atrial or
ventricular fibrulation when no adjustment is required. A small "B" battery is needed
both for the transmission pinky ring as well as the little navel ring that goes
into
the ladies receiver. Each couple's wavelength must be set so that the
enervation is isolated to only one's partner....otherwise there will result errant
boleos all around the dance floor. (We haven't yet solved the conflicting
of Garage Door openers which seem to cause the Urge to Boleo syndrome while
opening your garage door. Ditto portable laptop computers and some vibrators
and other battery activated massaage instruments).
This simple space age device is guaranteed to enhance the connection and
compensates for sloppy posture and poise, as well as morte marcars.
I am advised that these devices will soon be marketed globally. This
experimental device along with special Gotan Project music sold as a package will
soon be available world wide while information concerning the cost of
"getting yours" via the mail will be disclosed in due time. ;>)
NFI
Sincerely,
Arturo
West Palm Beach, Florida, USA
Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2003 03:49:51 EDT
From: Arthur Greenberg <AHGberg@AOL.COM>
Subject: Navel Leading Edge Technology- Belly Button Lead
Hi Listeros:
The first consideration that must be made is, "Inny vs. Outty"! Ladies with
"outty" navels must of course require a simple surgical operation to facilitate
qualification in this Nuevo Tango endeavor.
I am currently conducting a study of anatomical characteristics concerning
the qualification of a leader to execute "navel (belly-button)" lead in
Argentine Tango. Firstly I am finding that not all navels are centered symmetrically
on the followers' abdominal wall. Preliminary studies show that this is
caused primarily by an idiosyncratic repetitive Ocho (outside right) followed by
an Ocho Cortado. Obsessive execution of this kind of popular element in Tango
results in an asymmetrical development of the lady's abdominal muscles and
could cause severe "Navelitis" restricting the resulting in the lack of options
by the man as well as to maintain his lead , which in turn, reduces his
male dominance which is necessary in most authentic Tango venues and in
particular the execution of multiple Ochos and Boleos.
There is a significant correlation in carry-over from this Ocho caused
"ailment" into the execution of highly energized Boleos where the snap
(crackle-pop), deep dip, with circular firulete finish ( lady standing on her right
foot). This movement is spectacular to watch and even more complicated to
analyse Kinesiologically.
Hi tech programmers in the NASA space program have come up with a small micro
receiver that can be surgically inserted into only experienced Lady
Tanguera's navels so that the man can regulate the "ferocity" of the "snap" as well as
the "duration" that is attained in the "execution" by advanced Tango
Fantasia open embrace couples. A transmitter thatinsertion into the navel needs to
be supervised by the Surgical Tanguero Association of Gongalabonga (STAG). A
government licensed Milonguero with at least 20,000 Boleos experience is the
only authorized vendor of this device and he must also be present at the
approved medical insertion of this item into the female navel. If there is
already in use some other device that regulates the wearer's cardiovascular
contractions one has to be careful not to use the same transmitting wavelength as
this could cause empathetic atrial or ventricular fibrulation when no adjustment
is required. A small "B" battery is needed both for the transmission pinky
ring as well as the little navel ring that goes into
the ladies receiver. Each couple's wavelength must be set so that the
enervation is isolated to only one's partner....otherwise there will result errant
boleos all around the dance floor. (We haven't yet solved the conflicting
of Garage Door openers which seem to cause the Urge to Boleo syndrome while
opening your garage door. Ditto portable laptop computers and some vibrators
and other battery activated massaage instruments).
This simple space age device is guaranteed to enhance the connection and
compensates for sloppy posture and poise, as well as morte marcars.
I am advised that these devices will soon be marketed globally. This
experimental device along with special Gotan Project music sold as a package will
soon be available world wide while information concerning the cost of
"getting yours" via the mail will be disclosed in due time. ;>)
NFI
Sincerely,
Arturo
West Palm Beach, Florida, USA
Date: Sun, 17 Aug 2003 03:57:16 EDT
From: Arthur Greenberg <AHGberg@AOL.COM>
Subject: Navel Leading Edge Technology- Belly Button Lead
Hi Listeros:
The first consideration that must be made is, "Inny vs. Outty"! Ladies with
"outty" navels must of course require a simple surgical operation to facilitate
qualification in this Nuevo Tango endeavor.
I am currently conducting a study of anatomical characteristics concerning
the qualification of a leader to execute "navel (belly-button)" lead in
Argentine Tango. Firstly I am finding that not all navels are centered symmetrically
on the followers' abdominal wall. Preliminary studies show that this is
caused primarily by an idiosyncratic repetitive Ocho (outside right) followed by
an Ocho Cortado. Obsessive execution of this kind of popular element in Tango
results in an asymmetrical development of the lady's abdominal muscles and
could cause severe "Navelitis", resulting in the lack of options by the man
as well as to severely restrict his lead , which in turn, reduces his male
dominance which is necessary in most authentic Tango venues and in particular
the execution of multiple Ochos and Boleos.
There is a significant correlation in carry-over from this Ocho caused
"ailment" into the execution of highly energized Boleos where the snap
(crackle-pop), deep dip, with circular firulete finish ( lady standing on her right
foot). This movement is spectacular to watch and even more complicated to
analyse Kinesiologically.
Hi tech programmers in the NASA space program have come up with a small micro
receiver that can be surgically inserted into only experienced Lady
Tanguera's navels so that the man can regulate the "ferocity" of the "snap" as well as
the "duration" that is attained in the "execution" by advanced Tango
Fantasia open embrace couples. A transmitter that sends a low volt electrical shock
from a man's pinky ring acts as the reinforcement of the man's lead and its
insertion into the navel needs to be supervised by the Surgical Tanguero
Association of Gongalabonga (STAG). A government licensed Milonguero with at least
20,000 Boleos experience is the only authorized vendor of this device and he
must also be present at the approved medical insertion of this item into the
female navel. If there is already in use some other device that regulates the
wearer's cardiovascular contractions one has to be careful not to use the
same transmitting wavelength as this could cause empathetic atrial or
ventricular fibrulation when no adjustment is required. A small "B" battery is needed
both for the transmission pinky ring as well as the little navel ring that goes
into
the ladies receiver. Each couple's wavelength must be set so that the
enervation is isolated to only one's partner....otherwise there will result errant
boleos all around the dance floor. (We haven't yet solved the conflicting
of Garage Door openers which seem to cause the Urge to Boleo syndrome while
opening your garage door. Ditto portable laptop computers and some vibrators
and other battery activated massaage instruments).
This simple space age device is guaranteed to enhance the connection and
compensates for sloppy posture and poise, as well as morte marcars.
I am advised that these devices will soon be marketed globally. This
experimental device along with special Gotan Project music sold as a package will
soon be available world wide while information concerning the cost of
"getting yours" via the mail will be disclosed in due time. ;>)
NFI
Sincerely,
Arturo
West Palm Beach, Florida, USA
