2178  Off-Topic: Mr. Coleman

Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 15:10:27 -0500
From: Ko Tanaka <Tangoko2@MSN.COM>
Subject: Re: Off-Topic: Mr. Coleman

I am sorry to inform you but we, men are ALWAYS wrong ones.

(Thought we could use some humor in much heated discussion... ;-)


********* WHY MEN DIE FIRST ********

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off
your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're an insensitive moron.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
If SHE asks you... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of yourself.
If you don't... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to!!!
Just a thought...
----- Original Message -----
From: A Coleman<mailto:gurps_npc@HOTMAIL.COM>
To: TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU<mailto:TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU>
Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 1:27 PM
Subject: Re: [TANGO-L] No Men, Please!


I'm Paranoid?
Wow, woman are allowed to get insulted no matter what men say, but the
second I get insulted at something you say, it must be my problem.

Aren't I entitled to my feelings? Or don't they count just because I am a
man.

You do not have the right to say that kind of crap, nor do you have the
right to insult me when I complain about being insulted.

Nothing I said was illogical, but your reply was full of lies about what I
said......

Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 12:10 PM
To: TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
Subject: Re: [TANGO-L] Off-Topic: Mr. Coleman


I am sorry to inform you but we, men are ALWAYS wrong ones.

(Thought we could use some humor in much heated discussion... ;-)


********* WHY MEN DIE FIRST ********

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off
your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're an insensitive moron.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
If SHE asks you... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of yourself.
If you don't... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to!!!
Just a thought...
----- Original Message -----
From: A Coleman<mailto:gurps_npc@HOTMAIL.COM>
To: TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU<mailto:TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU>
Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 1:27 PM
Subject: Re: [TANGO-L] No Men, Please!


I'm Paranoid?
Wow, woman are allowed to get insulted no matter what men say, but the
second I get insulted at something you say, it must be my problem.

Aren't I entitled to my feelings? Or don't they count just because I am a
man.

You do not have the right to say that kind of crap, nor do you have the
right to insult me when I complain about being insulted.

Nothing I said was illogical, but your reply was full of lies about what I
said......

Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 08:49:22 +1100
From: ERIKA_JAMESON@NISSAN.COM.AU
Subject: Re: Off-Topic: Mr. Coleman

Now here is a man that finally got it right!!!!



-----Original Message-----

From: Ko Tanaka [mailto:Tangoko2@MSN.COM]
Sent: Friday, 23 January 2004 7:10 AM
To: TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
Subject: Re: [TANGO-L] Off-Topic: Mr. Coleman


I am sorry to inform you but we, men are ALWAYS wrong ones.

(Thought we could use some humor in much heated discussion... ;-)


********* WHY MEN DIE FIRST ********

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy.
If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off
your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you... it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks... it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
If you cry... you're a wimp.
If you don't... you're an insensitive moron.
If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
If SHE asks you... it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
If you don't... you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
If you don't... you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of yourself.
If you don't... you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache... she's tired.
If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
If you don't... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to!!!
Just a thought...
----- Original Message -----
From: A Coleman<mailto:gurps_npc@HOTMAIL.COM>
To: TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU<mailto:TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU>
Sent: Thursday, January 22, 2004 1:27 PM
Subject: Re: [TANGO-L] No Men, Please!


I'm Paranoid?
Wow, woman are allowed to get insulted no matter what men say, but the
second I get insulted at something you say, it must be my problem.

Aren't I entitled to my feelings? Or don't they count just because I am a
man.

You do not have the right to say that kind of crap, nor do you have the
right to insult me when I complain about being insulted.

Nothing I said was illogical, but your reply was full of lies about what I
said......


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