1414 Tango vs. Sex
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2003 15:48:01 -0400
From: A Coleman <gurps_npc@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Tango vs. Sex
Reasons why Sex is better than Tango.
1) Good sex is more likely to lead to marriage.
2) A good orgasim can satisfy you, while good tango just leaves you wanting
more.
3) If you spank your partner during sex chances are they will not slap your
face..
4) Doing it by yourself is more enjoyable.
5) You can have sex with or without music.
6) You do not really need 6 months of training for good sex.
7) Oral tango just isn't any fun.
8) Picutures of people dancing tango are not as fun to look at.
9) You are much less likely to be kicked, stepped on, or go home with aching
feet.
10) Nudity is more common.
Reasons why Tango is better than Sex:
1) You can do it with a ton of people every night without getting a
reputation, a deadly disease, or unwanted children.
2) Almost everyone can go for at least 1 hour without stopping, and more
than 3 hours with breaks.
3) You do not get arrested for doing it in public.
4) Your partner ALWAYS wants the lights on.
5) When you ask a stranger to tango, they will not slap your face.
6) If you dance with someone else's partner, they are less likely to get
mad.
7) There are LOTS of places offering group classes in tango.
8) Paying a profesional to dance with you is accepted practice.
9) People are less likely to look at you funny if you dance with someone of
the same gender.
10) If they like you, women will tell their friends to try you out.
Date: Thu, 12 Jun 2003 15:59:11 -0400
From: DanceScape <info@DANCESCAPE.COM>
Subject: Re: Tango vs. Sex
This is great! Could we have your authorization to post this on our
Dance Addict forums at www.dancescape.com/mydancefriends. We have a
section called "Passion@ the Dance" which deals with the subject of
relationships, sex, etc. in dance. This would be fun to post there.
Please let us know.
Thanks!
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Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2003 3:48 PM
To: TANGO-L@MITVMA.MIT.EDU
Subject: [TANGO-L] Tango vs. Sex
Reasons why Sex is better than Tango.
1) Good sex is more likely to lead to marriage.
2) A good orgasim can satisfy you, while good tango just leaves you
wanting
more.
3) If you spank your partner during sex chances are they will not slap
your
face..
4) Doing it by yourself is more enjoyable.
5) You can have sex with or without music.
6) You do not really need 6 months of training for good sex.
7) Oral tango just isn't any fun.
8) Picutures of people dancing tango are not as fun to look at.
9) You are much less likely to be kicked, stepped on, or go home with
aching
feet.
10) Nudity is more common.
Reasons why Tango is better than Sex:
1) You can do it with a ton of people every night without getting a
reputation, a deadly disease, or unwanted children.
2) Almost everyone can go for at least 1 hour without stopping, and more
than 3 hours with breaks.
3) You do not get arrested for doing it in public.
4) Your partner ALWAYS wants the lights on.
5) When you ask a stranger to tango, they will not slap your face.
6) If you dance with someone else's partner, they are less likely to get
mad.
7) There are LOTS of places offering group classes in tango.
8) Paying a profesional to dance with you is accepted practice.
9) People are less likely to look at you funny if you dance with someone
of
the same gender.
10) If they like you, women will tell their friends to try you out.
